October 2011
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July 2011
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May 2011
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October 2010
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September 2010
2 posts
Whizky: Whiskey made out of urine. →
I know what I’m drinking this weekend …
“I don’t have the benefit of aging my whiskey for 100 years in a barrel, but I do have the benefit of my candidates having lived in some cases 90 years of a very full life, which adds a great amount of depth to the flavor. … My grandmother hasn’t produced a very good bottle, but she would have never forgiven me if I...
August 2010
5 posts
“I’ll throw you out a f@cking window.”
– One 85-year-old Italian to another.
I love the North End.
July 2010
10 posts
the most homoerotic sports photos ever taken. →
June 2010
17 posts
“god protects fools and drunks, and we were certainly both foolish and drunk much...”
– anthony bourdain. kitchen confidential.
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come for the drinks, stay for the stink! →
“BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has...
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“OK—you have one more question. I have to be someplace. I’m having a...”
– Lou Reed, in an interview with Record Collector magazine.
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Watchr.i.p. manute bol. athlete. humanitarian. actor (see above).
slow week at the office? spice it up with...
Watchgood caulk talk.
in a span of 10 minutes, i just saw a homeless man wearing a “1,200-plus SAT club” t-shirt and a clearly hungover dude with a limp who was wearing a revolutionary war outfit and trying to light a cigarette with a match. thought i was in bizarro world there for a second.
dear haymarket,
when your fruit stands smell like rotting goat corpses and people are literally holding their noses as they walk within a 50-foot radius of your business, it’s safe to assume you’re not selling too many rotten bushels over the weekend.
sincerely,
scoop.
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
8 posts
"the breast whisperer" →
“she has stroked thousands of tiny tongues in service of ‘the perfect suck.’”
the title of this new york times article had so much promise. oh, well, at least we were treated to terrible puns like “got breastmilk” and the “upper breast side.”